Creative introduction. Witty quip.

I used to hold it in my grip, 'til I squeezed to tight and it shattered before it could ever slip.

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Permalink jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age
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Permalink eyress:

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots:  pineapple juice or lemon juice,  Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar,  flat coke or soy sauce,  water or distilled white vinegar,  and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
It’s like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!